shippingfuenciado:

Mike wtf is wrong with you

(Source: iliveformikefuentes, via zackmerricks20hrdryhandjob)

Bring Me The Horizon winning ‘Best British Newcomer’ in 2006, to ‘Best British Band’ in 2013 

(Source: mygiftismycurse, via of-mice-and-men-band)

kneel-to-your-king:

your-favorite-merc:

so just found this. thought I’d leave it here. you’re welcome

My king

Avenger Fandom RULE #1:  Reblog your Fandom’s CREATOR.

MARVEL FANS, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING.

THE ALL-FATHER.

And he’d be a better father than Odin.

All hail the All-Father. We tremble before his magnificence. 

//omg this is hysterical

(Source: mjolnirs-song, via teenage-mutant-ninja-demon)

omfgicanteven:

Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26

Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.

(via chris--kendall)

comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight

(Source: everets, via nvbluecat)

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(via danhowellspenis)

jaclcfrost:

could you handle being in an anime

could you handle holding toast in your mouth without dropping it while running

could you handle cicadas chirping loudly at all hours in the summer

could you handle all the cherry blossoms

(via bellamyselbow)

aiwa-sensei:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Now it’s getting beyond ridiculous. If you planned to buy Xbox ONE, please don’t for the sake of future gaming.

(Source: voldey, via fakefoxtrot)

jadeita:

imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games

(Source: avalar, via addictedtobands)

imfamousontumblr:

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous, via fakefoxtrot)

(via pequeno-monstro)

phleps:

lets play a game called do you actually like me or am i annoying you

(via fulltime-internethomo)

unclefather:

don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because i feel that shit in my soul

(Source: chickensandwich, via zackmerricks20hrdryhandjob)

theomegalomaniac:

i-like-pigeons:

thebubblyblonde:

mass-destruction:

cuemypulse:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

THIS POST DESERVES MY REBLOG

(Source: elizabethgillies, via superr-queerr)

gnarly:

reasons to date me:
1:
2:
3:
4:
5: please lol

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